Oh LOLZ, look! Data brought that fuckin hermaphrodite cat into sickbay. Stupid robot, he thinks it's people. Oh wait, surprise! That Keikogawa bitch got herself pregnant down on like Deck 17. Life on the D is chuckles and fun.
Holy SHIT, oh my GOD! Beverly's face just full-on burned the fuck off her skull!
This is NOT okay.
Can genotronic treatments save her?
What if they gave her Pulaski's face?